Sunday, November 16, 2008

I'm the one.


193 years old, mature, and thirsty for young girls at about 90 something years of age. My favorite places to hang out are cold dark slimy corners. I eat fish. The best type for me would look like this: too ugly to be eaten, scrawny, and gloomy. I hate sunlight. I do not want any hairy girls, or any Goblins. I was a very happy hobbit at one point in my life but when I lost the ring I was too disillusioned to even think about getting over it, and eventually became a creature. I developed a lisp, I’m kind of lazy, sometimes I’m hideous and I’m wild. So don't wait for anyone else. Im the one.
my email: slimygross@hotmail.com
my number: 8976322340569000324535
love you.